America were shown the Crown Jewels

Sources at Buckingham Palace report that after exposure to the mass media juicy details of Prince Harry partying at VIP suit in Las Vegas, on his grandmother order, he was put under house arrest and restrictions in the use of intoxicating drinks, writes British “People”.

As published in the “People” and other publications, a potential heir to the British throne having breathed some rubbish walked naked in a presence of friends and girls invited to a party at VIP suit. He holding between his legs billiard cue, poke by it in the dancing around him naked beauties, pressing by the genitals to a huge window, shouting “Look at me, Las Vegas, here are the crown jewels”.

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